Pomegranate dressing, staplers, duel cruciform faucet, a sponge, field luminance and pupil size, steam, pale and loose, neuroscientists, coupons, frequent misting, gums, pores, ego, an elephant, the Queen of Thailand, dingbats, postal mail, a half naked green apple, refrigerating apperati, chewing gum, a baked Alaska, patrons, a damp cloth of mucus, Dolomite, Do, Lo, Mmm, Eye, Tuh, possible side effects as burning, itching, acne and infections, a small roll of fat, Nude woman on a couch painted from behind, leaning on her right arm, looking into a mirror held by a child, We are the definition of professionalism, dedication, and courage: absurdities

Two exceptional fingers, a powder blue toilet seat, spot of dust, triumphs and chivalry, nerves that make up the lips, a thick liquid product, bitten fingertips, a bowl of granola, differentiation, a towel, one of cotton, white, absorbent and horrific, nostrils and the hairs within, air molecules, forty seven florescent light bulbs, Latex, Greenwich Meantime, breasts cooked during stage 19, non-dairy creamer dissolving in French Roast coffee, cabbage, a hamburger bun, bubbles that die at birth, tiles, restroom stalls, northeastern Cyprus, a French corkscrew, as the blade dug its way into the flesh, an eyelash that grew to its full potential, in the name of modesty and safety, always safety: peculiarities.

Pink Maraschino liquid, a puddle of a mere four ounces, a collection of glass, liquid, vibrations, free to delight, disfigure, an area, primitive and humid, tendons supporting the eye, a cross section of cells, cookies, no, crackers, in the shape of a monkey, elephant or donkey, silent and spotted, a cherry tree blossomed, fruit, mostly neutral in color, plump and limbless, within a warehouse, composed of high ceilings, the brine is composed mostly of water, a heart so frantic and exhausted it bursts, the tip of a ball point pen, waved about in conversation, a purple hormone, the pores of a shell, a cast iron skillet, a pinch of salt, for generations this slight shallow depression will be seen, it will be felt in the toes: Monstrosities.
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"peeling an apple in the mind" (absurdities)

"the incredible journey of a pomegranate molasses dressing" (absurdities)

"Pulling Out A Hair" (peculiarities)

"Waiting For birds To Sing" (peculiarities)

"wine in moderation" (peculiarities)

"liquid Distribution in a cocktail napkin" (Monstrosities)

"a story the size of a Freckle" (Monstrosities)

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